Jokes N' Humour

Jokes N' Humour   Lady: I Love you too Bean: I Love You THREEE   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Bean: Why R all these people running? Man:  This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Bean:  If only the winner will get the cup, why are others  running?   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Wife:  It seems Husband & Wife are not allowed to be Together in heaven... Bean: Yes, that's why it's called heaven..   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Man:  Where were you born? Bean:  America. Man:  Which Part? Bean: Whole  body born in  America.   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   One Day Bean's Girlfriend asks him, Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you  give me a RING?" Bean:       "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket Match. All were busy in writing except one Bean. He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Bean was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed. Wife:  What do you think you are doing? Bean:  I just want to know how I look when I sleep     ©2009 Funspirations All Rights Reserved. Click here to Subscribe